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wildbill



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PostSubject: Highwaymen stories......   Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:50 pm

There I was, standing at the bar in the middle of downtown, fairly intoxicated from the day’s activities. All of a sudden I feel this warm, almost hot sensation on my leg. I look down to see my fellow Highwayman pissing at the bar and onto my leg! I yelled, "Garth!”, who then peers over at me in a drunk'n state of confusion, "You are pissing on My Leg!”

Garth replies, "Sorry man, I didn't see you".

So now, what do you do? One of my teammates hands me his pocket knife. I cut off my piss soaked trouser leg, throw it on the ground and continue to party the night away. As any Highwaymen will tell you, you can't let a little thing like this stand in the way of a good time.

The next day, Garth was brought up on charges in Kangaroo Court for his infractions. In the Court's wisdom, I was awarded restitution. I don’t know if you ever had to pee when it is freezing outside and 100 people are standing behind you watching, but it took all my concentration to return the favor.



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mongo



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PostSubject: talk about it being cold   Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:06 pm

I've got proof of how cold it was. Remember me standing outside in that damned candy thong?!

And all because some ho tried to steal my jersey while I was sleeping. Thank god Tracy is a bad ass and put the kibosh on that bitch.

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wildbill



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PostSubject: Re: Highwaymen stories......   Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:49 pm

Now that is funny! I was wondering if you were going to actually find a picture.
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FILTHY PETERS



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PostSubject: Re: Highwaymen stories......   Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:06 am

lol classic ,it was so fucking cold i had 2 jackets on and when wild bill pissed on him i aboot pissed myself
cheers
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FILTHY PETERS



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PostSubject: Re: Highwaymen stories......   Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:07 am

he got the candy thong in court lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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C.Roy.Delaney



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PostSubject: Re: Highwaymen stories......   Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:47 pm

I remember something about Wild Bill riding a little girls bike home from the bar in 2005 directly into the room and crashing into the bathroom sink. Rumor?
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